Turnip Faced Goat Monster (2016)

So what is there to say then about this smelly old bag of bones?

Clearly he's a judgmental bastard who can shame one into submission, but when I was working on him he was throwing off definite Scottish serial killer vibes. I imagined him prowling the streets of Glasgow in a grimy Econoline van, luring small children into the back and dismembering them thusly.

Now, I'm thinking he looks like a sea captain, so maybe I had him all wrong. Could be he's just a tragic soul with a complicated past and acne.